Ich bin der Bote des Teufels. Ich bin die Ausgeburt des Bösen!

I'm evil D, and I'm BACK, bitches!

I spent a few weeks in Hell but I have returned from the dead to name you all before God.

And the first to be called out, the "STOP" sign guerillas.

I don't know what it's like around the rest of the country, but people around DC seem to think that STOP signs are their own personal platform for spreading their particular political agenda, i.e. STOP "the war," STOP "animal cruelty," or, in one particularly odd instance, BUMP "emo," whatever the fuck that means.

I don't find it at all clever. I don't give a shit about your agenda. Nobody really even notices. What exactly do you think you are accomplishing, aside from public vandalism and poorly satisfying your own pathetic need for self-expression? Is that really the best vehicle you possess for your sorry-ass grass-roots political terrorism? A conversation enacts change, not a stupid, callow, one-way proclamation.

KNOCK IT OFF! I appreciate your desire to be a part of the democratic process, but for God's sake, get a fucking job, volunteer somewhere, do something, do ANYTHING genuinely productive to help your cause. Your bumper stickers and spray paint aren't doing shit to help anybody except yourself. Grow the fuck up.