Sunday, December 25, 2005

Merry Fucking Christmas

Hello there! Despite the title of this posting, I'm NOT going to be talking about Christmas or religion or anything like that, I'm sure I've MORE than covered my opinions on that stuff many times before. Instead, I just wanted to share with you something that I believe to be a SURE sign of the coming of the end of the world, and it's called "My Super Sweet 16."

Have you ever seen that show? All I can say is WHAT THE FUCK?! I don't usually watch MTV, I have no idea if this is a new show or if it's been on for a while, but either way, it is the single most disgusting thing I've ever seen on television, and that's saying a LOT. If you've never seen it, it's a show about these rich, vacuous, self-obsessed, over-priviledged little bitches who've clearly never heard the word "no" before. MTV follows these worthless cunts around as they obsess over some bullshit party whose sole purpose is to show everyone how much better off they are than them. Why the FUCK would anyone watch that shit, other than simply to gawk at the gross morbidity of it all?

Yes, I know what you're thinking, ALL 16 year old girls are vacuous and self-obsessed, and I have to give you that one, but as far as that shit goes, these twats are the cream of the fucking crop. They order their parents around, they order their friends around, they expect, and get, whatever the fuck they want because they're somebody's "little girl." These bitches may be pretty on the outside, but they're rotten and ugly as fucking sin on the inside.

Yes, I know what else you're thinking, if they're that way it's because they were spoiled and therefore not really their fault. Well, BULLSHIT. Twelve and under, they can be spoiled and not their fault, but by the time they're 16, they can think for themselves, they can make their own decisions about shit, they like what they like and they think they know it all, and you can't tell them shit, and I'm sorry, but at that point it's on THEM, not anyone else, that they're that way.

Anyway, whatever. Maybe I'll come back to this some other time, but it's late and I've got family shit tomorrow, so I'm out. Peace and love and Merry fucking Christmas and Happy fucking Holidays to you all.

...except for those fucking 16-year old cunts, of course...

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