Virginia Fucking Sucks
Why the fuck can't people from Virginia FUCKING STAY THERE? I stay on MY side of the line, why can't they?
Move to Maryland and you'll find out what all people who move from Virginia to Maryland find out : VIRGINIA FUCKING SUCKS. But then again, judging by the number of Virginia plates I see all over Maryland, most of you already know this. What, do you wish you were a Marylander but can't afford to live here? You make your money in D.C., you shop for all your shit in Maryland, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE IN VIRGINIA?! Because you FUCKING SUCK.
I realize that Virginia cops are the world's biggest dicks, but that doesn't mean that Maryland cops are(even though many of them are. The attitude must come with the badge). So if you have to come to Maryland, DRIVE LIKE YOU LIVE HERE. What does this mean? It means that if you don't see the police, you DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES. I realize you are probably lost, but that DOES NOT MEAN YOU NEED TO DRIVE 15 MILES AN HOUR EVERYWHERE. Pull the fuck over and read a goddamn map, for fuck's sake. NOBODY DRIVES THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IN MARYLAND. We just don't. We got places to be and not enough time to get there, so we consider speed limits as mere suggestion. However, this DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN IGNORE STOP SIGNS. Every single time I see someone run a stop sign, it's some lost prick from fucking Virginia. Signs look exactly the fucking same here as they do there.
In conclusion, here's a message from all people from D.C. and Maryland to all Virginians : YOU FUCKING SUCK AND WE WISH YOU WOULD ALL DROP FUCKING DEAD.
Move to Maryland and you'll find out what all people who move from Virginia to Maryland find out : VIRGINIA FUCKING SUCKS. But then again, judging by the number of Virginia plates I see all over Maryland, most of you already know this. What, do you wish you were a Marylander but can't afford to live here? You make your money in D.C., you shop for all your shit in Maryland, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE IN VIRGINIA?! Because you FUCKING SUCK.
I realize that Virginia cops are the world's biggest dicks, but that doesn't mean that Maryland cops are(even though many of them are. The attitude must come with the badge). So if you have to come to Maryland, DRIVE LIKE YOU LIVE HERE. What does this mean? It means that if you don't see the police, you DON'T NECESSARILY HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES. I realize you are probably lost, but that DOES NOT MEAN YOU NEED TO DRIVE 15 MILES AN HOUR EVERYWHERE. Pull the fuck over and read a goddamn map, for fuck's sake. NOBODY DRIVES THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IN MARYLAND. We just don't. We got places to be and not enough time to get there, so we consider speed limits as mere suggestion. However, this DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN IGNORE STOP SIGNS. Every single time I see someone run a stop sign, it's some lost prick from fucking Virginia. Signs look exactly the fucking same here as they do there.
In conclusion, here's a message from all people from D.C. and Maryland to all Virginians : YOU FUCKING SUCK AND WE WISH YOU WOULD ALL DROP FUCKING DEAD.
posted by D at 26.3.05
2 Comments:
I LIVE IN HAMPTON ROADS VIRGINIA,I HAVE TO LAUGH AT YOUR COMMENTS! BECAUSE YOU ARE RIGHT, VIRGINIANS CAN NOT DRIVE WORTH A SHIT. THEY ARE A TRAFFIC CONSTIPATION. FUCKERS NEED TO EITHER GO PICK COTTON OR GO TO DRIVING SCHOOL.
thanks anonymous. I'm sure you're a fine reflection of your fellow Hamptonians. Make them proud.
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